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Learner's Permit

by Car Alarm Party

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1.
Ha ha ha the joke was on you, the bucket wasn't full when they tested my shoe, and now I'm on my way down I'm on my way... No more kicks from the mountain g's, no more buzzes from the sugar bees, and I'm cut off, yup yup yup, I'm cut off. Did you see that room on fire? Did you see I joined the choir? Did you smell my joie de vivre? Did you taste my crooked pelt? Is it based on what you felt? Sorry I'm not sensitive about me. A one way ticket around the bend where I'll never need to fly again. Where's the flaw in that design? No more quarters in the wishing well, they don't take change at the bank in hell. If it's not yours then when was it ever mine? One shiny boot, pushing up the roots, kicking off the game I never get to play. One lonely foot, turning into soot, and I can't run with just one boot. Isn't it lovely of my friends tying up my fraying loose ends, making it so you can't see the wired frame? Should have done better by my wife. Now she's stuck with the other guy. Now she's got another reason to blame. Should have stuck with my crooked crutch. God told one bad joke too much. Now I'm laughing all the way to church. Should have tried my hand at bridge, instead of drinking off that ridge, but I don't ever like to leave my perch. One shiny boot, pushing up the roots, kicking off the game that I never get to play. Up against a wall, playing tethered ball, and I can't run with just one boot. It's raining, it's pouring, my whole life is boring, because of you. Next time I won't be oppressed, wonder bout the way I dressed, everybody's doing what comes naturally. Next time I won't stop to walk, may forget we had this talk, truth is we don't think in truths, not factually. One shiny boot pushing up the roots, kicking off the game I never get to play. One lonely guy, he's not stuck on the why, he says "I can't run with just one boot."
2.
Compass charts, cartography, continents we've yet to see. Come on boys, it's not too late to seek a newer world.
3.
Diana Marie 03:01
Diana Marie, Something's wrong with my pedigree. It's all I could do to keep me up and talking to you. Cause I can't pay my bills racing up those dreamy hills, calling from this height. Reception's poor and my battery won't last all night. I'm running out of chances, through with doing these same dances. Diana, it's cruel. Being everybody's fool. This is not my fight. Done my run and now it's closing night. Diana Marie, sorry you're a casualty of my malcontent, headed to a swift decent. And I ask you please, consider me a leaf on the autumn breeze. It always turns to fall. I'd better bounce, I'm sorry you missed this call.
4.
Text 03:33
She wigged out when she saw the thing she thought she saw you see. Someone else said I said it, but they didn't say it to me. Now it's been a week of crocodile crying. To tell the truth, she might be lying. Someone robbed you of your riches, your majesty. Did it matter what the matter was and was the matter resolved? I know that it's not growing but it's certainly evolved. When she saw the circus she seemed sad. When she broke the mirror she was glad. Seven years isn't too bad once it's dissolved. And she said, no she didn't, and she didn't say it to me. It's a cybernetic breakdown of everything she said and it's all up in the air kid, and it's all in your head and she never really loved you (except for the times she loved you) and it doesn't really matter anymore. The care package was delivered but not received. She took the name but never signed the lease. And she said, no she didn't, and she didn't say it to me. It's a cybernetic breakdown of everything she said and it's all up in the air kid, and it's all in your head and she was the perfect woman (but she's just like other women) and it doesn't really matter anymore. And she said, no she didn't, and she didn't say it to me. It's a cybernetic breakdown of everything she said and it's all up in the air kid, and it's all in your head and she never really loved you (except for the times she loved you) and she was the perfect woman (but she's just like other women) and you never really had her (except for the times you had her) and it doesn't really matter anymore.
5.
You kick me out in the morning into scotch tape and tissue paper. I never thought of time in easily stored boxes. The air is filled with drainage and the pipes are filled with autumn as I memorize the last steps off your front porch. Do we even know that it's cold outside or is the window pane just shut? And I can still remember when I could be surprising and I can still imagine what your pancakes would smell like and I still wear your t-shirt before I go to bed. You forgot you owned it and I forgot I had it. Do we even know that it's cold outside or is the window pane just shut? I sleep better on Sundays, I forget to brush my teeth I let my hair grow longer and I whistle less and less. and I still wear your t-shirt before I go to bed. You forgot you owned it and I forgot I had it. Do we even know that it's cold outside or is the window pane just shut?
6.
The rain is coming down, washing the city free of everything that reminds me of your face. But it can't escape my mind but that's alright. Months have passed since we last lay together, and I saw the look of love leave your eyes. You pushed me away but that's alright. Although you think my life revolves around you, you should know I'm doing fine. Although you may think that my hear is shattered you should know that it mends well. Your porcelain face, as we lean ever closer for a chance to win back what we had before. It reeks of all your lies, but that's alright. The way you look at me when I take a step back away from you. You may think that it will stay forever on my mind, but that's alright. Although you think my life revolves around you, you should know I'm doing fine. Although you may think that my hear is shattered you should know that it mends well. Don't come to me with all your troubles, don't come to me begging for my time. don't come to me saying that you've changed, or that you can be better. My patience is waning. Would you just let me be?
7.
B-Side 02:00
Bro'd out with your brother, made peace with your mother, fuck, even your father gave me the go. I started to fret, what a pain in the neck, but I'm at your beck and call me at home. I can't write a palindrome. I get awkward on the phone. I don't want to bitch and moan but I wanna be The B-Side jingle to your number one single, I'll be the bonus track. Spinning with you, turntable for two, lady, I got your back. I want to be beside you I racked up my phone bill sitting at home still; being alone kills rationality. I need a quick shove to get to the heart of, I want to be part of your reality. I can't surf the crimson wave I can't play like BrIan May but I'll love you every day and I wanna be The B-Side jingle to your number one single, I'll be the bonus track. Spinning with you, turntable for two, lady, I got your back. I want to be beside you
8.
Another one for the gutters, left like daisies in the dark. Living life for the weekend, gut smoke boozing in the park. Did you hear what she did? She made her mother almost cry. He was up for super star but there's no ladder to the sky. And we started singing, we'll never make it out alive. And the buzzer is angel's trumpet burning through the halls. There's oranges and apples in the lonely shopping malls. If we can't burn all the bridges, then we'll mark the stalls. Leave behind a legacy as a reminder post the fall. And we started singing, we'll never make it out alive. Kiss me in the snow, and the sun, and the rain. There's nothing to lose, and everything to gain. My love for you is so strong, so if music be the food of love, play on. And we started singing, we'll never make it out alive. And we started screaming, the sun will never rise again.
9.
What if the sun didn't rise? What if I never kissed you again? It wouldn't matter. You stopped seeing me long before the darkness came. What if the leaves didn't unfurl? What if I never touched you again? It wouldn't matter. You stopped feeling me long before the branches died. Before this song. What if another word was never written? What if I never spoke to you again? It wouldn't matter. You stopped hearing me long before our story ended. What if another child was never born? What if I never saw you again? It wouldn't matter. There were already enough children long before this song was born. Before this song.
10.
Don't Dance 02:24
She's got panic and lace wrapped around her chest, dressed to the nines in her Wednesday best. A simple pursuit, a night on the town, about twelve blocks from where she was found. Her thousand yard stare is beyond compare, bow tie tied in her auburn hair. Talk of the town, toast of the city, everyone murmuring "wasn't it a pity." If she ever goes out, she'll knock back a stout, but without a doubt, if she ever goes out, she don't dance. She never had the chance. She's got a switchblade stuck behind her smile. They say the flashbacks stop after a while. Now intimacy's a thing of the past. All the boys in the bar spy on her glass. Her thousand yard stare is beyond compare. She sees that figure lurking everywhere. Her friends all tell her "try and relax. Let him buy you a drink without a panic attack." But it's hard to flirt when every fucking jerk in this place has his face. So she don't dance. She never had a chance.
11.
Hey Mom 03:55
Hey Mom, thanks for the treats in my lunch. Crustless white bread sandwiches and for the nestle crunch. All the sweets, that I'm not supposed to have. I'm the luckiest kid around, of course I won't tell Dad. Yes, I passed my classes all with flying scores. Yes, I know you're working hard at cleaning floors. But I've got a life that's filled with open doors. And hey Mom, it's all thanks to you. Hey Mom, thanks for letting me shave my head. I know that if Dad finds out we're as good as dead. When he screams it shakes me to my knees, almost just as loud as my Best of Ramones cds. Yes, I drank a little vodka with my friends. Yes, I threw it up and then I crashed Dad's benz. But I'll work all summer just to make ammends. And hey Mom, don't be mad at me. Hey Mom, sorry I didn't call you back. Boss has worked me to the bone, and doesn't cut me slack. But you know that I'll call you back some day. Hope Dad lets you leave the house on this Mother's Day. I'm alright because you taught me life's big rules. Love until you're beaten down, fighting is for fools. You're the reason that I ended up this cool. And hey Mom it's all thanks to you.
12.
Congregation 02:47
Follow the signs from the hotel lobby passed the angels that cry. Sister-less sisters in a highschool dress arm in arm with a spike. Wrap it up in a big blue box to get you to the other side. Shoot her down. His one eye is watching you so close it's on fire. Shivers from the snake nosed priest at least seven more then he'll retire. But your firefly's far from serenity and you gotta catch 'em all. Shoot her down. Detective and his partner hand me a towel for good luck. The congregation's been beating John's wife for splitting that couple up. But the brothers and the black swan mothers coming to fill my cup. Shoot her down.
13.
Anything 03:52
14.
There'a lineup down the avenue, the A + N folks with the plastic bag shoes, shaking their troubles and greening their blues all to be the first to taste the soup at Corgi's Meat and Deli. Fill your cup up, fill your belly. Soon rich folks in chromed up trucks wander down south just to make buck. The A + N folks won't bother none with lettuce and tomatoes and a couple of buns at Corgi's Meat and Deli. Eat your heart out, eat your belly.

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released June 26, 2015

James Barth - Guitar, Drums, Vocals
Eric Biskupski - Keys, Drums, Vocals
Anuar Chain-Haddad - Guitar, Drums, Vocals
Nathan Cottell - Bass, Vocals

Recorded by Emil Barth and Matt McArthur

Album art by Fiona Watson

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Car Alarm Party Vancouver, British Columbia

CAR ALARM PARTY sings the melodies of the people lost in the gap between the trendy and the uninterested. A rock four piece based out of East Vancouver, with the raw will of a do-it-yourself attitude, years of performance experience, and an evocative charm, these four oddballs mix punk, rockabilly, folk, and raucous pop with their great gift for storytelling. ... more

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